Introducing my dad to 5sos…
Me- That’s Calum, that’s Michael, that’s Ashton and that’s Luke.
Dad- Why’s his hair like that?
Dad- Ashton’s (points at Michael)
Me- That’s Michael
Dad- you just said that’s Ashton
Me- I think you’re just old now.
Dad- Whatever I don’t care about it anyway (begins to leave)
Me- you’ll care when I’m next to them at the alter.
Dad- then and only then will I learn there names. I’m getting the hang of it now. That’s Ashton and that’s michael.
Me- That’s Luke and that’s Calum, ffs leave.